比利時的壞笑話

布魯塞爾愚人節集會失控


比利時壞笑話;布魯塞爾愚人節集會失控


Mauvaise blague belge

Rassemblement interdit dans un parc : à Bruxelles, un poisson d’avril qui dégénère


4月1日,數千名年輕人聚集在布魯塞爾的一片樹林里,參加最初應該是一場假的聚會。一場大流行期間禁止的節慶活動,很快就變成了一場對抗。



這一切都始於一個笑話 。大約兩個月前,出乎所有人意料的是,一位匿名的藝術家和思想家在Facebook上宣佈,將在非常著名的布魯塞爾Bois de la Cambre公園舉辦一個節日。


節目名為:”La Boum”:「94位DJ,8個工作坊,12個小時不間斷的音樂,來對抗自由主義的力量,讓我們這些來自各個領域的藝術家們,重新活出片刻」,人們可以在活動頁面上讀到,也可以讀到Calvin Harris、Tiësto或Skrillex等世界上最大的DJ的到來。如果我們的大腦暫時忘記了全球的流行病、自由的限制和社會的疏離,乍一看沒什麼好奇怪的。


但很快,這個騙局就被發現了。特別是選擇的日期:202141。在給布魯塞爾 BX1 頻道的匿名採訪中,組織者解釋說:「[我們想]在這種比利時式的超現實主義中迷失自己[......]在這個被嘲笑的世界里,有點自我嘲諷,感覺很好。」只不過...... 「這只野獸變得凶殘了。」”命運之日 “前夕,在 “臉書 “活動上,有1.87萬人回答 “參與”,5.11萬人表示感興趣。所以,正如很多人宣佈的那樣,包括布魯塞爾-首都伊克塞爾地區的警察,這些比利時人中的一些人想讓這個愚人節成為現實。


慶祝的希望


於是,昨天(4/1愚人節)下午5點左右,千餘名年輕人在艷陽下,有的穿上了最好的衣服,來到了博伊斯中心。「我們只是想重新生活。這個虛假的節日讓我們有機會聚在一起跳舞,同時也喊出了我們在經歷了一年災難性的危機管理後是多麼的厭倦。」18歲的Maxime感嘆道。


13歲的伊莉斯補充道:「我們想享受彼此。今天我們和朋友們一起來享受一下生活。」不幸的是,他們只有幾分鐘的自由,在大批前來參加活動的警察決定干預之前,他們只有幾分鐘的時間聚集在一起-—不怎麼尊重障礙物-—並插上他們的揚聲器......整個事件變成了一場衝突。


影片:La police belge disperse des milliers de participants à une fête après un poisson d'avril


一邊是警察,他們的馬匹衝鋒,他們的水炮噴射,他們的直升機和無人機監控,他們的催淚瓦斯驅散。另一邊,比利時青年,高喊著 “自由”! 另一邊,比利時青年高喊著 “自由!”四處奔走,卻不曾離開現場,他們向警察投擲玻璃瓶、易拉罐和木頭碎片,並設置路障,讓聚會多持續一段時間。


布魯塞爾市市長在Twitter上說,他理解人們需要呼吸新鮮空氣,但他說:「我們不能容忍今天下午與(醫院)聖皮埃爾主任再次觀察了疫苗接種中心為防治這種病毒所做的努力後,在坎佈雷樹林里舉行這樣的集會。」因此,當局很快就下令撤離樹林。


一個結局很糟糕的笑話


只不過,操作起來並不那麼簡單。在坎佈雷這片127公頃的樹林里,聚會者變成了抗議者,玩了很久的貓抓老鼠遊戲。公園內到處形成了幾個聚集點,使警方的工作更加複雜。


最後,整個 “慶典 “會在晚上10點左右結束。據布魯塞爾-伊克塞勒警方發言人伊爾塞稱,共有22名示威者被捕,約30人受傷,其中包括許多警察。


比利時內政部部長 Annelies Verlinden則表示,她對這個愚人節(笑話)感到 “醜態百出”,她說這代表著 「完全不尊重所有正在盡力尊重武肺措施的人”。」


布魯塞爾-伊克塞爾的警方已經展開調查,以查明這個有趣的聚會背後的聰明人。今天(4/2)上午,比利時首都的局勢已經平靜下來。有一段時間了。計劃今天晚上在Parc du Cinquantenaire舉辦另一場活動(規模應該較小),作為這次 “Boum “的後續活動。其名:”La Bim”。


原文:https://www.marianne.net/monde/europe/rassemblement-interdit-dans-un-parc-a-bruxelles-un-poisson-davril-qui-degenere

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